With technology being so popular, WTFbrb assesses various technologies based on how useful they are to people, how fun they are to use, how dangerous they are, how well implemented they are, and how cutthroat they are.
| Use | Fun | Danger | Imp. | Throat | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cell phones | 5 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
| Web | 5 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| Contacts | 5 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
| Paper | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| Robots with a xaser | 10 | 10 | 100 | 0 | 1 |
WTFbrb hopes this helps.
With the week coming up (how rare is that!), WTFbrb assesses weeknight talk-show hosts based on how smart they are, how smart they think (or pretend) they are, how mean they are to people who come on their show, how funny they are, and how newsy they are:
| Smart | Thinks | Mean | Funny | Newsy | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Leno | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| Letterman | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| Conan | 5 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
| TV’s Craig Ferguson | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
| Jimmy Kimmel | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Carson | I am not that unemployed (: | ||||
| Jon Stewart | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Stephen Colbert | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
WTFbrb hopes this helps.