So I read a Washington Post article about how President Bush is sending his staff to attend Ethics refresher courses. Now, I know it seems totally silly, and completely like “these people are evil and so they actually need an ethics course”—in fact my first thought was “wtf! hah… brb” and I went to fill up my pitcher of water—but after those sips of cool and refreshing water I want to say a couple different things about this, hopefully giving a slightly different and original angle.
As the post title suggests, yes, I think it’s too little too late, considering that the country is at war, in part because of a breach of ethics by Scooter Libby and possibly other government officials. This is sort of like like promising me bacon after killing my pet pig. However, however late and silly this gesture sounds, all the ridicule comes from the need (perceived or real? probably real) for people in positions of power, especially appointed positions of power, to understand their position and act ethically.
So, yes, I think these briefings are a good idea, just too late. In fact, every government official (appointed and elected) should have to go through some sort of ethical course, probably every time they enter a position. People put into positions of such power aren’t suddently gifted with any new virtues. They come in with their own prejudices, goals, ethics, and morals. It is actually pretty naive of us to hope that any such official will be remotely ethical. It can’t hurt to have a few reminders that you know things that you shouldn’t say, and that you can do things that you shouldn’t do. Not a cure-all in any sense, but even grocery-store produce-section employees get briefed on ethics when they are hired. And these jobs require a much more specific know-what when it comes to the to-do.
Now back to the Washington Post article. They quoted our president as saying, “I think it’s important for the American people to know that I understand my job is to set clear goals and deal with the problems we face.” I do want to point out that our President doesn’t realize his job description is available in Article 2 Sections 2 and 3 of a public domain document of which paper and electronic (and probably other types of) copies are freely available, and it ain’t that. That is, in fact, the job of Congress, but whatever, that’s just me poking fun for no real reason.